German Man Rescued from Woods

AP News has reported that a 51-yr old German Man was rescued from woodland after being found by a cyclist and a hunter.

The man had apparently been involved in a bondage session with a woman he met online, who ran off leaving him behind.

Giant Penis Mowed into Grass at Coronation Party Venue

The New York Daily Post is reporting that pranksters in the City of Bath have been busy with a lawnmower, and cut a penis shape in the grass at the famous Royal Crescent.


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Student Eats $182k Artwork

The New Zealand Daily Herald has reported that a Korean student has eaten a $182k piece of artwork at a museum in Seoul.

The artwork appears to consist of a banana sticky-taped to a wall.

Lady Has Crisis During Music Concert

The Daily Caller reports that a female visitor to a classical music concert in Los Angeles caused a bit of a disruption going cross-eyed.

 

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The audience at the Los Angeles Philharmonic’s performance of Tchaikovsky’s fifth symphony at the Walt Disney Concert Hall got more than they bargained for Friday when a woman allegedly let out a loud moan, seemingly after having an orgasm, witnesses say.

There are conflicting reports as to whether or not the orchestra stopped performing after hearing the alleged outburst. Some have said the entire orchestra stopped playing, while others say the musicians continued to play — but most have agreed the sound was unmistakable.