Day: May 5, 2023

Increase of Older Cars on UK Roads

The Daily Telegraph is reporting an increasing number of older cars in use on UK roads (don’t blame them, there’s hardly any new cars around I’d spend actual money on if I had the money).

About 5.3 million cars are 15 years old or older, according to figures from car marketplace Auto Trader, up from just 1.7m in 2001. The number is on track to rise to 9.3m by 2032.

German Man Rescued from Woods

AP News has reported that a 51-yr old German Man was rescued from woodland after being found by a cyclist and a hunter.

The man had apparently been involved in a bondage session with a woman he met online, who ran off leaving him behind.

Giant Penis Mowed into Grass at Coronation Party Venue

The New York Daily Post is reporting that pranksters in the City of Bath have been busy with a lawnmower, and cut a penis shape in the grass at the famous Royal Crescent.


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Electric Cars Are a Financial Disaster for Ford

Lots of reports flying around earlier that switching to crappy electric cars is really biting Ford in the butt, with them said to be losing $60k for each one of the stupid things they make.

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Amber Heard Quits Hollywood

The New York Post is reporting that Amber Heard has quit Hollywood after her slight legal disagreement with Johnny Depp.

She has apparently relocated to Spain, but could come back to Showbiz if the right gig comes up for her.