A degenerate man is walking along train tracks, swigging at his beer. Walking along until he slips, locking one of his feet under a track.
All of a sudden, he hears a train approaching. He tries frantically to get his foot out - but to no avail.
At long last, he begins to plead with God.
"God, I know I'm a sinner - but I really don't want to die like this. Please God help me get my foot unstuck! Please God, save me!"
With his foot still stuck, and the train not getting any further away, he begins to plead with God more frantically.
"Please God!! I'll give up women."
No Luck.
"I'll give up drinking - I'll give up gambling"
"Please - Please - Please God - Please help me get my foot loose. I can't die like this Lord!"
With the train moments from hitting him, and the man at a point where he was just about to give up, he manages to pull his foot loose and narrowly dodges the train.
He dusts himself off, picks up his half-empty bottle of beer and looks up at the sky smugly.
"Never-mind God, I got it out myself."
A degenerate man is walking along train tracks, swigging at his beer. Walking along until he slips, locking one of his feet under a track.
All of a sudden, he hears a train approaching. He tries frantically to get his foot out - but to no avail.
At long last, he begins to plead with God.
"God, I know I'm a sinner - but I really don't want to die like this. Please God help me get my foot unstuck! Please God, save me!"
With his foot still stuck, and the train not getting any further away, he begins to plead with God more frantically.
"Please God!! I'll give up women."
No Luck.
"I'll give up drinking - I'll give up gambling"
"Please - Please - Please God - Please help me get my foot loose. I can't die like this Lord!"
With the train moments from hitting him, and the man at a point where he was just about to give up, he manages to pull his foot loose and narrowly dodges the train.
He dusts himself off, picks up his half-empty bottle of beer and looks up at the sky smugly.
"Never-mind God, I got it out myself."